Jeff Goldblum "Honoured" with Horrifying Half-Naked Statue in London
It commemorates the 25th anniversary of 'Jurassic Park'
The statue commemorates the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park, and it recreates an iconic image of Goldblum reclining with his shirt open.
The statue was erected near Tower Bridge by NOW TV and will reportedly be on display until tomorrow (July 19). As you can see from the photo above, its slightly sagging features and grotesquely dead eyes fall squarely in the uncanny valley.
If you wanted a photo op with Jeff Goldblum's enormous nipple, here's your chance.
After seeing this statue, we're not sure how anyone is going to be able to stomach Jurassic Park ever again. Then again — life, uh, finds a way.
Can you believe #JurassicPark is 25? 🤭🦖🦕— NOW TV (@NOWTV) July 18, 2018
To celebrate, we've created a Jurassic-sized homage to heartthrob Jeff Goldblum 😍😍😍
He's waiting for you at Potter's Field until dinner time tomorrow 🗓#JurassicJeff #JP25 pic.twitter.com/Oimt6WAc8A
Something magical is about to happen 🤔😍 pic.twitter.com/BtpHHXbnXS— NOW TV (@NOWTV) July 18, 2018